We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light

We trek by day and we trek by night
Traverse through the forests of uncertain fright
Through the sands, the sun, and the wind
We come a bearing some special gifts

Born a King on Bethlehem’s plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to reign

Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Spot us a cave to take rest our backs
Soon we are seen, by something that attacks
A troll hath found us, we invaded its home
He whiffs our myrrh from deep in the catacomb

Frankincense to offer have I
Incense owns a Deity nigh
Prayer and praising, all men raising
Worship Him, God most high

Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Prepare my men, for we must embrace
This is a fight that we cannot escape
A foe like this, none that we've seen
We cannot fail, that wouldn't be keen

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb

Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Along came the northmen, to our aid they ride
If weren't for them, we'd likely have died!
They come a swinging, a screaming, a killin'
A troll battle to them is just damn fulfillin'

Glorious now behold Him arise
King and God and Sacrifice
Alleluia, Alleluia
Earth to heav’n replies

Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Rejoice in the victory among all the men
We all shall drink wine time and time again
All now we drunk, we offer our gold
These gallant men deserve it, tenfold!