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2017 Xmas cover / parody. This is the complete version including a little humor at the end, Coffin Fuck style.
lyrics
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light
We trek by day and we trek by night
Traverse through the forests of uncertain fright
Through the sands, the sun, and the wind
We come a bearing some special gifts
Born a King on Bethlehem’s plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to reign
Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Spot us a cave to take rest our backs
Soon we are seen, by something that attacks
A troll hath found us, we invaded its home
He whiffs our myrrh from deep in the catacomb
Frankincense to offer have I
Incense owns a Deity nigh
Prayer and praising, all men raising
Worship Him, God most high
Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Prepare my men, for we must embrace
This is a fight that we cannot escape
A foe like this, none that we've seen
We cannot fail, that wouldn't be keen
Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb
Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Along came the northmen, to our aid they ride
If weren't for them, we'd likely have died!
They come a swinging, a screaming, a killin'
A troll battle to them is just damn fulfillin'
Glorious now behold Him arise
King and God and Sacrifice
Alleluia, Alleluia
Earth to heav’n replies
Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Rejoice in the victory among all the men
We all shall drink wine time and time again
All now we drunk, we offer our gold
These gallant men deserve it, tenfold!
credits
released December 25, 2017
Composition, arrangement, original lyrics, and production by Coffin Fuck.
Coffin Fuck is a few dorks from north, NJ. We mostly do stupid things such as improvisational covers of Christmas carols/songs. We do some other stupid shit from time to time. Sometimes our covers include our own twisted story/narrative for laughs.